The reviews are in. The critics have spoken.
An Epic Journey!
Who are these people?! Are they watching the same show I am? What is their frame of reference? NBC sitcoms?
With a keen understanding that a lot of pilots are crap, I did eventually make my way through the muck that is the second episode of the Bastard Executioner. Thankfully, the gore was toned down bit (and I mean A BIT, like the difference between 98° and 100° F). Between severed limb man and cut off her nose to spite her face…yeah, no real indication that the series is anything but an excuse to slice off limbs with swords on TV.
I won’t bore any of you with the details or spoilers. By now the series is four episodes in and people either like it or don’t. My serial-genre programming time is a bit too precious these days to really bother with shows full of unlikeable characters (speaking of which, anyone catch that finale of Masters of Sex?). As far as the Bastard Executioner goes, I’m having a hard enough time getting over the fact that the deceased evil baron’s wife is still in power. Am I that ignorant of patriarchal medieval culture? Maybe. And if I am, I really can’t abide a show of this quality making me feel more dumb for watching.
So two episodes in we will be ending our “epic journey” with this “bold” and “imaginative” show and go off seeking other means of escapism.
I will leave you with a quote from Willa Paskin of The Slate:
The Bastard Executioner is monstrously fetid, a mound of gorgonzola stuffed into a dead catfish’s gullet, smoked in sulfur, doused with heavy cream and left to rot for weeks inside a port-o-potty in full sun.
Yes. That does sum things up quite nicely.
BTW, did anyone notice Sleepy Hollow work up from the dead last week? Fingers crossed that they can make a turn around from last season’s hit or miss storytelling. I’ve seen the season premier and will have something to say about it soon.